UNDATED (CNN) -- Leave it to cleavage; it never fails to attract eyeballs. But it makes you wonder when the wandering eye seems to be directed toward a royal bosom.
Did the husband of Finland's president get caught sneaking a peak at a gala? Sure it happens to teenage boys with raging hormones, one minute you're zoning out while zooming in in math class, the next minute, you're nabbed!
But this was the husband of Finland's president seemingly ogling Princess Mary of Denmark. The giveaway may be the guilty look up to the ceiling, as she covers her bosom, though maybe he was just inspecting her jewels. At least the princess didn't tell him to "focus" as singer Nicole Scherzinger did to Conan.
Poor guys, betrayed by even a subtle lowering of their eyelids. Pictures can make guys look like boobs even when they're innocent. Remember President Obama's "Tail to the Chief" moment?
There was the president at a summit, but when Good Morning America showed video of the same instance, it seemed to be a different story.
You can't blame guys for lowering their gaze when this year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model challenges them in a web ad. She says, "Do you think you could beat me in a staring contest? Remember eyes up here." For 45 seconds try to get your eyeballs to resist the magnetic pull of cleavage.
Perhaps the best advice about cleavage came from Seinfeld, after George got busted. He says, "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away."
Though unlike cleavage, the problem with looking at the sun is the naked eye, the eye is naked.